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Lillian Holsworth's avatar

Thank you Canada for consistently slamming the door on this Fascist 47-Git' .

Kerrie Kennedy's avatar

I'm so over their bullshit and tantrums! They can go stick it where the sun don't shine. Canada will never, ever be for sale! 🖕🏻 TACO MAN!!

Baxter Wilson's avatar

Keep it up Canada-great moves!!!

Edward Butts's avatar

Trump’s Invasion of Canada

By Ed Butts

[Think of the tune from The Battle of New Orleans]

In 2025 Trump was back in charge again

He saw his buddy Putin was invading poor Ukraine

He popped a chicken nugget and said that’s the plan for me

And he set his sights on Canada, the true north strong and free

The Pentagon said no, no, no, we tried that once before

We hate to admit it but we didn’t win that war

And what happened to our capital never was repeated

Until your MAGA mob stormed in that time you were defeated

Trump swore on a Big Mac he’d make Canada a state

He said, “Canadians all love me and do not want to wait

To join with America and finally be free

And live in a country where the President is ME.”

The Canucks said, “What! Trump is crazy, eh!

We absolutely do not want to join the USA

Trade away our medicare and have our country run

By Republicans whose idols are a dollar and a gun.”

So Trump called the Proud Boys and his right wing MAGA mob

He led them to the border and he said, “Let’s do this job!”

They crossed into the Great White North and cried “We own this land!”

And Fox News commentators hailed Trump as a great, great man

But it was in the winter when things get really cold

And pretty soon the Trump tramps were not feeling quite so bold

In fact, the whole damn lot of them were frozen stiff and numb

The Mounties had no trouble rounding up Trump and his bums

A judge Trump couldn’t buy said “I’m sending you to jail,

No deals, no special treatment, no house arrest, no bail,

You’ll find things a little different in our judicial community

The law treats everyone the same, no presidential immunity.”

O Ca-na-da!

William's avatar

Duty, Honor, Country are not part of the Trump ethos. I'm sure he would literally sell the USA, if he could work the right deal.

Kmiscmail's avatar

Curious, does Canada own any territory in warmer climates? Asking for several friends.

Matthew's avatar

Canada should put one of its feet up Dirtbag Donnie’s fat ass sideways.

Unaffiliated, Not Unaware's avatar

⛔️Never vote for any republican again.

Get the non voters out to vote.

Vote 🗳️ in EVERY election, town counsel to president, Their is no such thing as to small or not reverent

Make the gap so big this ‘he won / she won’ every election will become irrelevant

🚫NEVER VOTE REPUBLICAN AGAIN, DOG CATCHER TO PRESIDENT

**** Please RESTACK often ****

Magsadoodles's avatar

Thank the heavens that PeePee did NOT WIN ‘cause that 🤬’er would of jumped in bed with the lunatic in the oval 🙏🏼

Every single person in 🇨🇦will be better off with 🇨🇦aligning with Europe 🇪🇺& Making a deal with our fellow commonwealth mates 🇦🇺

tRump’s 🇺🇸 destruction has just begun & look at what has gone on in less than 4 months 🤬

Thank goodness the majority of🇨🇦’s voters are smarter than a 5th grader 👏👏👏🇨🇦💪

Kay's avatar

TACO in thé presser today with Elon was discussing how he had the dome in the Oval Office done up in gold. He was stating it was just plain old plaster before. He is definitely more into tacky bordello decor vs anything useful. He has made the Oval Office look like as tacky as Mar-a-Lago.

Megan Rothery's avatar

Good! We need to give him the middle finger too!

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The Control Group's avatar

🇨🇦 YEAR ONE REVIEW

The economy is wheezing, housing has turned into a hostage situation, manufacturing is limping, productivity is flatter than a CBC panel discussion, and the governing class still wants applause because the tone sounded reassuring.

And the Trump excuse? Please. Carney himself admitted the economy was weak before Trump came back into the picture, so trying to pin all of this on Washington now is like blaming the smoke alarm for the fire. The decline is homegrown. It has a Canadian passport.

That is the real insult. Not simply that things got worse, but that the people who helped drive the country into the ditch still expect praise for keeping both hands on the wheel.

The numbers are weak, the outlook is worse, and ordinary Canadians do not need a Statistics Canada release to know it. They can feel it at the grocery store, in the rent, in the food bank line, and in the general realization that more effort now buys a lot less life.

And then there is the prestige media — Toronto Star, The Globe and Mail, Maclean’s — fluttering around the same failure like makeup artists around a corpse.

Yes, Carney sounds steadier than Trudeau. Wonderful. But a smoother pilot does not change the fact that the plane is losing altitude — it just makes the safety announcement sound more reassuring.

Fluency is not growth, and composure is not competence. At some point, the respectable mask stops making the decline look dignified and starts making it look like contempt.

This is a government that mistakes the appearance of credibility for course correction — and a public sphere that has grown accustomed to tone being offered as a substitute for results.

John Norman's avatar

I knew I liked Canada for some reason.

Suzanne DeRusha's avatar

There’s an American store coming to my province, I hope it falls flat like Target did.