Donald Trump has finally revealed his secret strategy for winning the Vietnam War: Bomb the hell out of our own allies!
Apparently, five draft deferments and half a century of hindsight weren’t enough for America’s self-proclaimed military genius to figure out which side we were fighting on.
Fortunately, Hunter Biden was more than happy to explain on his social media page. And holy shit, did he deliver!
Cadet Bone Spurs Gets a History Lesson
Responding to Trump’s latest military masterpiece, Biden wrote:
Last night Trump said he could have won Vietnam in a week. His plan was “going after Ho Chi Minh City.”
Ho Chi Minh City was Saigon, the capital of South Vietnam. Our ally. The enemy’s capital was Hanoi. We bombed it.
He called the presidents who fought that war stupid, then explained how he’d have won it by attacking our own side.
Somebody call the Pentagon! Cadet Bone Spurs has confused the enemy with the home team.
But Biden was just warming up.
Five Deferments and Fifty Years of Ignorance
58,220 Americans died in that war. Trump got five deferments. Now he’s telling the rest of us how easy it would have been.
He’s had more than fifty years to learn which side we were on. He still hasn’t. That alone should disqualify him from sending anybody else’s kids to war.
BOOM! Right between the bone spurs!
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The Man Who Gets to Choose the Targets
And here’s where the comedy takes a terrifying turn. Because the man who couldn’t find the right side of the Vietnam War with a map and a flashlight is currently contemplating further military action against Iran.
As Biden continued:
Instead, he’s weighing more strikes on Iran after Tuesday. His administration has reportedly considered using the “mother of all bombs,” the one he calls “like a tiny nuclear bomb.”
And then Hunter delivered his final punch:
The man who thinks we should have bombed our ally’s capital gets to choose the targets.
Hunter Biden didn’t just fact-check Trump’s latest fantasy. He took Deferment Don’s imaginary general’s stars, ripped them off his uniform, and handed him a goddamn geography textbook.
Put the Wannabe Warlord in a Political Straitjacket
Tomorrow, Americans have a chance to give Trump something he can’t escape with a doctor’s note: ACCOUNTABILITY!
A Democratic takeover of Congress could put Trump’s extremist agenda on life support, unleash congressional investigations, and turn his final two years into a subpoena-filled nightmare. Imagine the Orange Emperor suddenly discovering that Congress has a spine!
So savor Hunter Biden’s magnificent takedown, share the hell out of it, and carry that fire straight to the ballot box tomorrow.
November 3 is our chance to turn Trump’s political circus into a spectacular demolition derby. And this time, the clown doesn’t get to drive!
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What a fitting statement for an egotistical idiot, the Orange Monster!
Thanks Hunter, please keep up the good work. This bombing our ally idea comes from the stable genius who wanted to drop a nuclear bomb on a hurricane! Where’s Barron? Send him and his smarmy brothers to fight in Iran.