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Ma's avatar

If you're coming for a legal eagle like Jack Smith, don't send an utter fool like Jordan.

Elizabeth's avatar

Going to be an epic fail😁

Nature X's avatar

Exactly!!! Those Republican clowns poke the wrong bear, ladies and gentlemen.

Christine's avatar

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Tim Byers's avatar

But Jordan is the best Republicans have.

flyboyll's avatar

That's an extremely low bar, if that's the case.

Tim Byers's avatar

Best doesn’t mean any good.

chrys's avatar

That's a very scary thought. Perhaps they should just sit down and shut up!

chrys's avatar

Now THAT'S a scary thought...for THEM! Bet he can't even do the "limbo"!!

Lisa Dekker's avatar

Jordan can run-at-the-mouth (as usual) but he cannot hide from the truth about the Repugnants’ culpability.

Joan M Sabin's avatar

Who never passed the bar.

Virginia Herrera's avatar

Seems as though he is currying favor with Trump!πŸ€₯

Hawkeye's avatar

Can’t pass the bar, so republicans make him chairman of the committee!! Can’t make this shit up, because it’s the pedo, lying πŸ€₯ crowd!

Jj's avatar

Gym Jordan wouldn’t stand a chance!

CatB's avatar

No one else would have done it

Danny Hoback's avatar

Republicans arrogance on display

DN2022's avatar

Jordan went to law school but never passed a bar exam. Somehow that made him the best candidate for Chairing the House Judiciary Committee.

Christine's avatar

au contraire, please do! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

B S C's avatar

Gym Jordan barely made it through a third rate law school. Smith can run rings around him in a sack race.

Dee's avatar

And I believe he didn’t pass the bar!

Doris Mahaffey's avatar

He didn’t even sit for it.

Boomer48's avatar

He has never taken or passed the bar exam.

Ben Prickril's avatar

Good point. Gym should be sacked.

RiverCoastJane's avatar

Yes, and blindfolded!

Doris Mahaffey's avatar

He attended law school but did not sit for the bar exam. Therefore, no.

Josie Esquivel's avatar

Well, he's arrogant enough.

Victoria Albon's avatar

No… couldn’t pass he Barr

Wallis Parnelle's avatar

And he was a college gym teacher fired for sexual harassment I think, yes?

Victoria Albon's avatar

around around around …

Donna Mattison-Earls's avatar

Jordan is a horrible person. You should step down immediately.

Alexa Murray's avatar

Jack Smith prosecuted men guilty of war crimes and related atrocities at the Hague. Jim Jordan couldn’t even keep his colleagues from molesting the boys in their care at Ohio State. Just sayin’.

Josie Esquivel's avatar

He blamed his colleagues? Yeah right.

Jaime Ramirez's avatar

As far as I know, Jordan wasn't directly implicated in any of those molestation charges, only of being callously indifferent to the victims' please. But....

Look up Sascha Riley for what he has to say about both Jordan & Trump (also Andy Biggs, who was involved in January 6th, too).

Jaime Ramirez's avatar

"pleas" not "please". [I hate when my autocorrupt surreptitiously alters my words.]

Carol Jackson's avatar

AI in action. Spell check is the most common initial AI program out there. Granted, getting English spelling right is hard in part because it's not consistent across continents, & because our language sucks in words from multiple other language families. But what the average person can relate to is what autocorrupt has done to them. And we're getting water losses, higher energy costs, & (for those living near data centers) monstrous amounts of noise for ... this?

Mrs. S's avatar

Autocorrect is truth. I've checked my typing before sending, and text still changed en route. Disgusting.

Josie Esquivel's avatar

Spell check is a fascist!

Jaime Ramirez's avatar

Haha! At least, you spelled β€œfascist” right. Half the time I see it spelled β€œfacist”.

Helen Nowlin's avatar

Failure to act is a form of participation and I seriously doubt, Gym is not a direct participant. Why not take the testimony of several athletes, and act upon (investigate) them, having power to do so or hand the matter over to someone who will?

Mrs. S's avatar

Depending on the state, statute of limitations may have run out. One thing states can do is end the limitation and permit civil lawsuits.

Helen Nowlin's avatar

β€œthey” were molesting…

Susan J Kula's avatar

Is Jordan in the Epstein FILES??

Alexa Murray's avatar

He’s a pos, but I don’t think he was ever rich enough to have been invited to the Pedo Palace.

Jacobs-Meadway Roberta's avatar

Jordan is ignorant and lazy and arrogant. It is not a winning combination.

Carol O'Neill's avatar

And a definite pedo protector.

Observationsfromthepoopdeck's avatar

But it is a whining combination.

Jaime Ramirez's avatar

There are a lot of them in Congress!

chrys's avatar

Just like his hero "President"!!πŸ€ͺ

Cheryl Faye's avatar

A spoiled rich kid.

Nicole Koretsky's avatar

One of the ways in which I am coping with the actions of these fascist thugs is by giving thanks daily that they're so woefully stupid. It's a good reminder that if we all vote in every electoral cycle and gain, build, and keep majorities, we'll be able to get a lot of legislation passed to protect our democracy, to plug the holes they manipulated and exploited. Because if someone of Smith's intellectual depth decided to attempt this sort of fascist coup in the future, we'll have laws on the books to prevent him doing so. Thank all of the old and new gods that this group is dumb, shoddy, foolish, and inept.

Observationsfromthepoopdeck's avatar

The keystone cops of congress.

MLC's avatar

I hope you meant β€˜if someone of Jordan’s intellectual depth tried to attempt this sort of fascist coup in the future …’

It’s true that Jack Smith has intellectual depth & jim Jordan doesn’t, but it’s disturbing to see a phrase in which it is posited that Jack Smith could be capable of doing something as terrible as attempting a fascist coup … It hurts to see that phrase with Jack Smith’s name in it!

Nicole Koretsky's avatar

No, I meant if someone on the Right, of Jack Smith's intelligence were to try this, we'd be in trouble, hence the need to fortify our laws in advance. Jordan, DT, Solomon, et al, are idiots. Should there arise a person who possesses Smith's intelligence but lacks his morals and ethics, we'd be in far worse trouble than the deep crap we're in right now. I did not once suggest that Smith would attempt anything like this, and

I'm not sure how my comment was ambiguous.

PatchyGroundFog 🐎's avatar

Nicole: ok this explanation makes more sense, thank you for clarifying. I figured you weren't bashing Jack, but I couldn't get your meaning.

Mrs. S's avatar

DeSantis' name has come up before in this context. He is also an attorney.

PatchyGroundFog 🐎's avatar

MLC: That's how I interpreted Nicole's post, too. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

chrys's avatar

It just points to how frustrated we are with all this garbage. A waste of taxpayer money, a waste of a VERY few good people's time. I want them to implode NOT us!

JoyousCarol's avatar

Jack Smith for president!πŸ’‘

Jaime Ramirez's avatar

How about Attorney General?

JoyousCarol's avatar

In a MINUTE! Good πŸ’‘

chrys's avatar

Could you just imagine how many cans of worms he would open! OMG! There'd be dancing in the streets!

MLC's avatar

Thnx β€’ True that they’re idiots, and that enormous damage has been done even given their idiocy - with their Big Boss, as the once-Sec of State called him, a β€˜f…… moron’.

However, nobody has actually stopped them! The courts are slow, with little enforcement power, and the Republicans in Congress, with only a smidgeon of an exception here & there, give the β€˜idiots’ carte blanche. ( Blanche!!!)

MA Rep. Jim McGovern (D) recently gave a good rundown of what Republicans say and do.

Adding β€˜on the Right’ plus β€˜but lacks his morals and ethics’ could be seen as clarification, helping those readers who might have mistaken your subtlety for ambiguity.

Nicole Koretsky's avatar

Appalling that subtlety is lost on so many. I didn't intend to be, but I'm afraid I learned to think and write before the world ceded thinking and composition to AI prompts and bullet points.

Mrs. S's avatar

Agreed! My dad and I both went through college using the same manual typewriter, decades apart. I appreciate your subtlety. Onward!

Sugarcookie2164's avatar

Their problem is the product of technology reading. I think they read too fast. I’m not an expert but I know it’s something like β€œ skimming” where you read faster and lighter , gathering what’s important first. You are also supposed to read things more in depth for clarity and study if it’s something of gravity. They also ( not necessarily these commenters) have trouble with punctuation and commonly used phrasing. That makes people miss the actual meanings of writings. So they probably just read it too fast and used their raw, emotional reaction when posting. I agree with you. Earth would be toast if someone who was actually smart tried a hostile takeover. Fortunately, intelligence actually gives you the ability to understand you must follow protocol, laws or have the ability to be empathetic.

Nicole Koretsky's avatar

It seems you like to make your point at the end: lest I appear to lack empathy, I assure you that's not the case. I'm frustrated, plain-spoken, and I have had done with the purity tests and apathy of the people who have put us here (and I'm as angry at them as I am at MAGA), but I don't lack empathy. It is critical to society. It is not only or exclusively found in people who possess intelligence, and is too often lacking in fact, but it can and should exist in all of us. It must be taught, however, not unlike reading comprehension and composition. All are fundamental components of our beings, but must be guided; it breaks my heart to watch generations younger than I have the joy of the language and its used robbed from them via indifferent education and from-birth screen exposure. I don't think it's an overstatement to suggest that a concomitant failure in education, critical thinking, and the rise of smartphone ubiquity have put us in this terribly dangerous place.

Mrs. S's avatar

When graduate schools used critical thinking, they had a common frame of reference. When public K-12 schools adopted the term, I don't think it was well-defined. The evangelicals were moving to push their form of thought speak, education, and religion on the rest of us even in the late 1960s and 1970s. My Renaissance and Reformation professor warned us in 1974. He was so right.

Sugarcookie2164's avatar

I was saying the same thing. I was not excoriating your view. I was agreeing and attributed their lack of grabbing your subtlety ( I thought it was clear) to just glossing your post. I meant no disrespect towards you or them. It was just an explanation.

chrys's avatar

😱🀣

Marge Driller's avatar

All Losers Bobbleheads and Traitors in our government now Vote BLUE from sea to shining sea and Rise UP against ICE DHS Hegseth Miller Netanyahu Trump and his administration all Stuff

E. A.'s avatar

Only a complete idiot would take on Jack Smith.

I can’t wait until the actual criminals get held accountable.

Here’s looking at judge Eileen Cannon, the 6 republicans on the illegitimate US supreme court, the tRump administration, tRump, and the republicans. πŸ‘€

Paul Walters's avatar

Like the way you spell Trump with a lowercase t. I might just adopt that. Thanks

E. A.'s avatar

It puts the emphasis on the word β€œrump”, because he is a complete ass.

I want people to know who I am referring to, without giving him any positive credit.

You are welcome to use it.

Janie πŸͺ‘'s avatar

I won't use his name, ever, expletives work and no one wonders whoπŸ˜‰

Jaime Ramirez's avatar

His name fits him though. He's always bringing trumped up charges against people. The French verb equivalent "tromper" means to trick, trump or deceive.

chrys's avatar

We could just refer to him as tRomp from now on! I like it,!!!

Robin Painter's avatar

I won't even put 45 seconds on the microwave anymore.

Janie πŸͺ‘'s avatar

I hear you, we're saving ourselves for the good part!

DebiDeb's avatar

I never capitalize anything to do with the POS..

E. A.'s avatar

I capitalize the R in rump, so it is clear I am talking about a complete ass.

JoyousCarol's avatar

Fascinating tidbit: His name is spelled with a small T in the Bible!

Jaime Ramirez's avatar

In what context? Is it to trump someone, which can mean to cheat, trick or deceive someone?

JoyousCarol's avatar

I'm NO EXPERT - You really should look it up. Quick way: Find Strong's Concordance online & search for trump. (It's in the Book of Revelation.)

E. A.'s avatar

I have no interest in looking up anything in a book of lies.

Robin Painter's avatar

It would serve you well to read it. It is what a lot of people believe so it would help to understand their motivations better.

JoyousCarol's avatar

Keep your friends close & your enemies closer ❀️ If the Bible is your enemy you should know more about it

Mrs. S's avatar

I call him dumfpty shortpants, or schitzenpants. Or fdjt. Or that other.

E. A.'s avatar

Those are all good choices. 😁

Robyn's avatar

Prediction, they will all go to Argentina on Trumps Qatar’s plane b4 the new bods take over next January, saving Americans a load of debt

E. A.'s avatar

That Qatari jet has cost US taxpayers 1 billion so far.

We need to confiscate the tRump crime family’s assets.

Harry's avatar

Jordan is a political gutter rat. He is a man of no substance or moral character. Perfect fit for the GOP.

Dave Krenrick's avatar

Agree 100%. And yet he will win in November in the county in which I live with 60-70% of the vote, as always.

Dave Krenrick's avatar

And sadly, he’s a β€œperfect fit” for the majority of those who vote in this county.

Dee's avatar

UGH! Haven’t they learned yet??

PatchyGroundFog 🐎's avatar

I'm in Ohio, but not his district. I find it incredible that people keep voting for him. But then I have fam that would vote for him (AND Chump) just because he is an R. They don't take the time to research candidates, they just vote the Chump party. It's frustrating.

Murry Vinson's avatar

The β€˜legal vacuity’ of Jordan’s committee work…. Well phrased sir! Well phrased😻

LJ1210's avatar

Jim Jordan needs to pay for this frivolous lie. And he should be brought up on charges for disregarding a federal supena he never showed up for. The entire GOP is a joke. They'll do anything for money πŸ’°.

Nature X's avatar

And to stay in power, by any means necessary.

Bill Pierce's avatar

Jim Jordan personally participated in the subversive and illegal plot to overturn the 2020 election and overthrow the lawful government of the US

Doesn’t that have severe penalties?

D Kitterman's avatar

We can all enjoy a bibelot of satisfaction that Gym Jordan has been looking over his shoulder for years and that he will become increasingly fearful when the Democrats sweep the mid terms and the accountability for their mobster behavior ratchets up.

Bill Pierce's avatar

I’ll celebrate victory when it’s truly accomplished.

In the meantime, vigilance and actions rule the day.

Paul Walters's avatar

One can only hope !

Deborah's avatar

It is supposed to but in the land of tRUMP everything is corrupted!

Ben's avatar
Jul 26Edited

I’m a retired career prosecutor and pretty savvy when it comes to discerning which pipe-swinging attorneys have the ability to lay out flat an adversary. Jack Smith, a legal apex predator, is at the absolute top of my list. Good luck, Gym Jordan.

PatchyGroundFog 🐎's avatar

"apex predator" Perfect description of the legal beast that is Jack Smith!

Sleightofhand's avatar

I will bet money that Jim Jordan’s 10 minute call on J6 to Trump is on Jack Smith’s radar and Jordan himself could subpoenaed if this case ever goes to trial.

Brian MacKay's avatar

I've never been to court, but I did work for a company that sent new employees to (very) basic legal training, and I'm an immigrant who spent 15 years dealing with the immigration authorities (off and on). The one thing I know when dealing with authorities is:

Β«Alwats tell the truth, and never answer a question that isn't askedΒ»

I'm guessing they teach that to lawyers too.

Jean Jackson's avatar

If Jordan and others didn’t participate in planning the insurrection, why are they SCARED to the point of using extremes to (unsuccessfully) intimidate Jack Smith? Because they are GUILTY.

PatchyGroundFog 🐎's avatar

They are ALL so worried about whether Jack Smith read their phone calls and texts. For sure they are guilty!

Kim Taylor's avatar

Jordon looked the other way when he knew kids were being raped!

Wombat for Life's avatar

rapped?? Birthday present?

PatchyGroundFog 🐎's avatar

Wombat: That's wrapped. Kids being rapped - knock, knock, knock. πŸ˜‚

Kim - it's an easy fix. 1. proofread 2. edit typos

Gail Dragoo's avatar

Don’t be an ass.

E. A.'s avatar

Typo alert:

β€œRaped”, not rapped.

You can use the 3 little dots after your name, to edit your posts. ❀️

Andrew Todd's avatar

And of course, jim jordan is famous for his own openness and honesty in all matters, isn't he?