Warning: E. Jean Carroll Just Humiliated Trump (Again)
E. Jean Carroll takes Trumpsters to the woodshed: Epstein hypocrisy exposed.
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Oh, Trumpsters, bless your little red-hatted hearts. While you're busy clutching your pearls over shadowy Epstein files and pretending your orange overlord is some misunderstood choirboy, E. Jean Carroll is out here dropping truth bombs like it's happy hour at the fact-check bar.
And let's be real: She's not just tweeting—she's eviscerating the entire MAGA delusion with the precision of a woman who's already dragged Donald J. Trump through the courts and come out swinging with millions in her pocket.
Quick recap for those who've been living under a rock (or a Fox News binge): Carroll, the fearless advice columnist, accused Trump of sexually assaulting her in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room back in the '90s.
Trump, being the class act he is, responded by calling her a liar and a "whack job"—because nothing says "innocent" like defamation from a guy who can't keep his Twitter fingers to himself.
Fast-forward to her legal victories: In 2023, a federal jury found Trump liable for sexual abuse and defamation, slapping him with a $5 million bill. Then, in January 2024, another jury upped the ante to a whopping $83.3 million for additional defamation.
And just this month? An appeals court delivered the cherry on top, upholding the rulings and basically telling Trump to cry harder. Ouch—looks like justice has a better swing than his golf game.
But Carroll isn't done. This week, she lit up X (formerly Twitter, because Elon had to rebrand everything like a toddler with a Sharpie) with posts that expose the Trumpster hypocrisy in all its glorious ridiculousness.
First up: “Where is MAGA's brain? Whether Trump is, or is not, in the Epstein Files makes no difference. Trump is in the Court Files--- held liable by two Federal Juries for sexual assault and defamation, and being made to pay $83.300,000."
Then she doubled down: "MAGA gets their panties in a twist about Epstein and Trump and the possibilities Trump was on 'the plane'.....and yet 27 women come forward and say Trump assaulted them, and they ignore it."
Preach, queen! It's like MAGA has a PhD in denial, but only for accusations that don't involve flight logs.
And the knockout punch? "The only time the GOP is interested in women is when the women are 15 years old and being banged by Epstein." Boom—straight to the jugular.
Seriously, Trumpsters: If you're foaming at the mouth over unproven Epstein whispers but ignoring courtroom-proven assault, your moral compass isn't just broken—it's buried in the Mar-a-Lago swamp.
So, liberals, let's raise a glass to E. Jean Carroll, the hero we need in this clown show. She's not just winning lawsuits; she's winning the narrative war, one snarky tweet at a time.
Trump thought he could bully his way out? Honey, he's the one getting schooled. And to the MAGA crowd: Keep ignoring the facts—it's only making your inevitable "find out" phase that much sweeter.
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Remember when Taco-pedophile Trump, said E Jean Carroll was NOT his type, because she was older. She was his type, when he raped her and they both were younger.
Trump is actually in a no win situation here. It does not matter what he does.
He is done and dusted.
And here comes Vance.