If you thought E. Jean Carroll was done mopping the floor with Donald Trump, think again.
After trouncing him in court several times and making him cough up a jaw-dropping $88.3 million in damages (that’s a lot of “very legal, very cool” hush money he won’t be spending on gold toilets), Carroll is back, and this time she’s armed with… a paper clip.
Yes, a paper clip. Because why waste time with torches and pitchforks when you can bring down a wannabe autocrat with office supplies?
The Paper Clip Mutiny: Because Trump Can’t Handle Staples, Let Alone Resistance
Carroll’s “Paper Clip Mutiny” is the kind of protest that makes MAGA hats look like the sad, sweaty relics they are.
Inspired by Norwegian resistance fighters who wore paper clips to defy actual Nazis (not just cosplay authoritarians with bad spray tans), Carroll’s campaign is a masterclass in subtle, stylish rebellion.
All you have to do is wear a paper clip - on your lapel, your bag, your hat, or, if you’re feeling spicy, right on your “Keep America Great” mug.
It’s the ultimate low-budget, high-impact way to say, “I see you, I’m not afraid, and I’m definitely not taking orders from a man who thinks ‘covfefe’ is a word.”
Why a Paper Clip? Because It’s the Only Thing Trump Hasn’t Tried to Sue Yet
Let’s be honest: Trump’s legal strategy is about as sturdy as a wet napkin. He’s lost so many lawsuits lately, his lawyers are starting to look like contestants on a reality show called “America’s Next Top Disbarred Attorney.”
Carroll’s paper clip campaign is the perfect troll: it’s legal, it’s everywhere, and it’s impossible to ban without looking like a complete lunatic.
Imagine Trump’s next meltdown: “Ban the paper clip! It’s a deep state plot—made of metal!”
The Humiliation Factor: Trump vs. Office Supplies
Trump’s ego is so fragile, it makes glass look like reinforced steel. He can’t stand being upstaged—especially not by a $0.02 piece of bent wire.
The Paper Clip Mutiny is the kind of running joke that will haunt him every time he sees a stapler. Picture it: paper clips popping up on TV audiences, at school pick-up, at union meetings, at church potlucks.
It’s a meme he can’t control, a movement he can’t monetize, and a punchline he can’t escape. The man who claims he can handle nuclear codes is now being undone by a stationary supply. The irony writes itself.
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How to Join the Mutiny (No NDA Required)
Wear a paper clip. On your lapel, your bag, your hat, your Zoom call.
Hand them out. Give one to your friends, your family, your coworker who still thinks Trump is a “stable genius.”
Post it. Snap a photo, tag #PaperClipMutiny, and watch the movement spread faster than Trump’s legal bills.
Get creative. Leave paper clips in public places, on statues, at rallies, or anywhere a camera might catch them.
Start a conversation. When someone asks, “What’s with the paper clip?” - tell them it’s the only thing in America that hasn’t been insulted by Trump. Yet.
The Last Laugh: Carroll 4+, Trump 0
E. Jean Carroll has already done what no one else could: she made Trump pay—literally and figuratively. Her victories in court are historic (four counting verdicts and appeals), her damages are record-breaking, and her ability to get under Trump’s skin is unmatched.
Now, with the Paper Clip Mutiny, she’s inviting the rest of us to join in the fun. It’s a movement that’s more durable than a non-disclosure agreement and more visible than a bad spray tan.
So grab a paper clip. Wear it with pride. And remember: this is how you humiliate a would-be autocrat - not with rage, but with ridicule. And a little help from Office Depot.
Ready to make history? Clip up. Let’s see if Trump can file an injunction against Staples.
I have some colored paper clips so I’m going to make a rainbow clip bracelet. How’s that for a statement?
Time to get creative guys. There are lots of cool paperclips out there so you can make a statement and still be stylish. It’s a simple thing that we can all do.